Saturday, March 26, 2011

25 things which happen in almost EVERY movie

Source:itsgrt2b25.blogspot.com; facebook.com/Kotakitsgrt2b25 1.It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.
2. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
3.Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.
4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
5. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
6.All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.
7. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.
8. Every house has a sea, a lake view or a beautiful balcony whether you are rich or poor as per the script.
9. Stolen/getaway or for that matter even personal cars never start first go. But all cop cars do and also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene.
10. There is availability of petrol anywhere and everywhere when your car breaks down and the best part is you are never short of money at that time. 11. All single women have a pet. (specifically a cat)
12. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade or any carnival - at any time of the year.
13. The ventilation area of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
14. A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
15. It is not necessary to say "Hello" or "Goodbye" when beginning a telephone conversation. A disconnected call can always be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying "Hello? Hello?" repeatedly.
16. All song sequences have to be abroad with beautiful locations, dresses and just a dream come true kind of song.
17. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in the room will be visible just slightly blur.
18. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.
19. Whenever the lady (lead actress) is in trouble somehow before anything goes wrong, the actor is right there to save her.
20. The elder brother/father/any other relative always have an issue with the actor when they realize the actress is in love and she talks about marriage.
21. If you are part of a war or some action scene you always get saved as your loved one is praying and God answers her prayers that very moment.
22. All love stories begin with hatred for each other with gradually falling in love and end up getting married.
23. By the end of the story the lead couple are married and suddenly a scene of they holding a cute little baby.(Wow, life is fast there)
24. Both the actor and actress have enough money to travel the world for each other either intentionally or if they have parted ways ‘destiny' brings them together at the same place
25. And in the end everything falls in place just as planned.

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